Stupid Garden Jokes
Q. Why did the Golden Delicious go to jail?
A. He was a rotten apple.
Q. Why did the potatoes get a divorce?
A. Because they couldn’t see eye to eye.
Q: How well is your garden going to grow?
A: Only thyme will tell
Q: Why did the gardener quit?
A: His celery wasn’t high enough
A watermelon walks into a bar.
The bartender asks, “what’ll it be”
The watermelon says “A rum and cuke please”
Q: Why did the gardner need a cork?
A: His garden sprung a leek.
Q: Why was the potato crying over his vodka and tonic?
A: It was his cousins
Q: Why didn’t anyone laugh at the gardener’s jokes?
A: They were too corney.
Q: What is a gardener’s favorite novel?
A: War & Peas
Q: Why did the gardener leave the store without a new shovel?
A: He did not have enough cabbage.
Q: Why did the tomato and the corn fall in love?
A: He whispered sweet nothings into her ear.
Q: What do you get when you mix a relative and a fruit?
A: A Granny Smith
Q: Why did the corn get sent to jail?
A: She was caught stalking the tomato.
Q: How come the horse would not go faster than a walk?
A: He Cant-a-loupe
Q: What’s the gardeners favorite court sport?
Q: Why was the gardener so busy over the weekend?
A: He had a really long Honeydew list.
Q: Where do apples love to vacation?
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