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A New Season of, You Might be a Garderner If…

February 12, 2009

  1. You have a memorial service for your pruned branches
  2. You’ve started a dating service for female and male plants
  3. You’re not discussing friends when referring to your buds
  4. You finally know the difference between annual and perennial
  5. Propagating has become a sexual experience
  6. Your nail polish is a lovely shade of dirt
  7. You water your husband to encourage growth
  8. You start sleeping in your flower bed
  9. You not only talk to your plants but they answer back
  10. A-ha is your homepage

Come on you Garden Nerds, have more garden idiosyncrasies you’d like to add?

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