Stupid Garden Jokes

Q.  Why did the Golden Delicious go to jail?

A.  He was a rotten apple.

Q.  Why did the potatoes get a divorce?

A.  Because they couldn’t see eye to eye.

Q: How well is your garden going to grow?

A: Only thyme will tell

Q: Why did the gardener quit?

A: His celery wasn’t high enough

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A watermelon walks into a bar.

The bartender asks, “what’ll it be”

The watermelon says “A rum and cuke please”

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Q: Why did the gardner need a cork?

A:  His garden sprung a leek.

Q: Why was the potato crying over his vodka and tonic?

A: It was his cousins

Q: Why didn’t anyone laugh at the gardener’s jokes?

A: They were too corney.

Q: What is a gardener’s favorite novel?

A: War & Peas

Q: Why did the gardener leave the store without a  new shovel?

A: He did not have enough cabbage.

Q: Why did the tomato and the corn fall in love?

A: He whispered sweet nothings into her ear.

Q: What do you get when you mix a relative and a fruit?

A: A Granny Smith

Q: Why did the corn get sent to jail?

A: She was caught stalking the tomato.

Q: How come the horse would not go faster than a walk?

A: He Cant-a-loupe

Q: What’s the gardeners favorite court sport?

A: Squash

Q: Why was the gardener so busy over the weekend?

A: He had a really long Honeydew list.

Q: Where do apples love to vacation?

A: Fuji

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