A New Season of, You Might be a Garderner If…
2009 February 12
- You have a memorial service for your pruned branches
- You’ve started a dating service for female and male plants
- You’re not discussing friends when referring to your buds
- You finally know the difference between annual and perennial
- Propagating has become a sexual experience
- Your nail polish is a lovely shade of dirt
- You water your husband to encourage growth
- You start sleeping in your flower bed
- You not only talk to your plants but they answer back
- A-ha is your homepage
Come on you Garden Nerds, have more garden idiosyncrasies you’d like to add?
